I appeared somewhere.

I... don't know where.

Sorry.

Everything starting feeling... less real.

And then I was talking with someone.

ME: ahhhaahaha u a funni kind a guy :)

ADAM: ...What?

ME: wat u mean 'wut'??

ADAM: What... are you?

ME: UMMMM<<< I'M, ME, obvisoulsy, DUUH

ME: What I wanna know is who r YOU???

ADAM: Erm, I'm Adam.

ADAM: Anyway, I don't have time for this.

ADAM: ...Huh?

ME: What seems 2b the problem , buddy

ME: ALSO<, I"M the one who doesnt have TIME, PAL

ME: Some one took my beans >:(

ADAM: Why does everyone keep talking about beans?!

ME: tasty

ME: HEY lemee take a look at that there machine you' s got!

He took the device from my hands.

ME: Oh.

ME: Oh my.

ME: Now this may just help me out.

ME: Here, take this.

He tossed me something from his pocket.

It looked just like what he took from me.

ME: I believe this trade will be beneficial for both of us, yes?

I looked down at the new device.

"==>"

ADAM: I think it just might.

I didn't care to stay any longer than that.