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|ACT I|
|scene i|
-A town-
<Enter ROGER>
ROGER: Mr. Smith!
ROGER: Mr. Smith, where are you?
<Enter SMITH>
SMITH: Roger, what is it now?
SMITH: And where is your brother?
ROGER: Mr. Smith, it's terrible!
ROGER: Dan fell, he's really hurt!
SMITH: This had better not be another one of your jokes, boy.
ROGER: Mr. Smith, please! I'm really worried and I need your help!
SMITH: Alright, but how bad could it be?
-The hole-
<Enter SMITH and ROGER>
ROGER: He fell down here...
SMITH: Hmmm. That's quite deeper than I imagined.
SMITH: It won't be a problem, though.
[SMITH ties a rope to the tree]
SMITH: I'm going down, stay up there, boy.
ROGER: Okay...
[SMITH climbs down the rope]
<Exit SMITH>
[Time passes]
ROGER: Mr. Smith?
ROGER: Are you okay?
ROGER: ...
[ROGER sits against the tree]
ROGER: I'll just... wait here.
[ROGER falls asleep]
-End scene-
|scene ii|
-JOHN's bedroom-
<JOHN is seen>
{CHATLOG}
E: yooooo j man
J: Yes?
E: fuckin
E: get out here
J: What?
E: its
E: *time*
E: for our next aventdure
E: ;)
J: Your spelling is atrocious.
E: :'(
E: just
E: get ur ass over to the forest
J: Emma, it's 1:05 AM.
J: I don't even know what you're doing awake at this time.
E: dude
E: its
E: *TIME*
J: Can't we do this tomorrow?
E: come on man u know it has to be tongiht
J: No, I don't know. Because this is the first I am hearing of this.
J: Also, "tongiht"?
E: duuuuuuuude
E: y u being such a bitch rn
E: lol jk ur always a bitch
E: wwwwwwwwww
J: I'm not going on another adventure right now.
E: i didnt want to have to do this
E: but
E: ill give u some pee if you do this for me
J: Emma, what the hell?
J: I don't want that!
E: wait u dont?
E: ???
E: the fuck have i been thinking then
J: I have no idea.
E: well shit man
E: that was all i had
J: Okay, goodnight.
E: WAIT
E: what if i gave u
E: $500
J: Emma, there is absolutely no way you have that kind of money.
[xXemma_is_awesomeXx sent file $$$$$.jpg]
J: What the actual fuck.
E: u dare doubt me
E: fuck u man im stacked af
J: How did you even get that?
E: some cool person just gave it to me
J: ??
E: ok now get ur fat butt out here
J: Fine.
{END OF LOG}
[JOHN gets out of bed and opens his window]
JOHN: I shouldn't be doing this...
[JOHN climbs out his window]
<Exit JOHN>
-End scene-
|scene iii|
-Outside-
<EMMA is seen>
<Enter JOHN>
JOHN: Okay, I'm here.
EMMA: Took you long enough!
JOHN: It's kind of a long walk, you know.
EMMA: Then you should have ran, dumbass!
JOHN: I did! It still takes me a good ten minutes.
EMMA: Closer to fifteen.
JOHN: Why were you counting?
EMMA: We are on a tight schedule here!
JOHN: You alluded to that earlier... what do you mean?
EMMA: There is *always* a tight schedule when you're dealing with time travel, John.
JOHN: You're joking, right?
EMMA: I would have said something lewd if I was joking.
JOHN: But... Time travel isn't real!
EMMA: A lot of things aren't real, John.
EMMA: That doesn't stop them from happening.
JOHN: ???
EMMA: Anyway, here's your money.
[EMMA hands JOHN $500]
JOHN: Jeez... are you sure you can just give this to me?
EMMA: I mean, the person who gave it to me told me to.
JOHN: That does not make me more comfortable!
JOHN: That is setting off a billion red flags right now!
JOHN: How are you so calm about this???
EMMA: Well, they told me-
EMMA: Oh shit look at the time!
[EMMA opens her backpack and pulls out a large book]
EMMA: Check this shit out.
[EMMA opens the book and starts performing a spoken ritual]
EMMA: (psst! give me some blood!)
JOHN: What? Speak up.
EMMA: (never mind.)
[EMMA pulls out a pocket knife and pricks JOHN's finger]
JOHN: Ow! Emma, what the fuck?
[EMMA pulls JOHN's hand over the book]
[Eleven drops of blood stain the page]
EMMA: Sorry, had to use the blood of an innocent person.
EMMA: But I couldn't find that so I thought you would be close enough.
[EMMA winks]
JOHN: You always wink at really weird times.
JOHN: And you hurt me a lot too?
JOHN: You kind of suck, actually.
EMMA: Fuck yeah I do.
[EMMA laughs]
EMMA: Come on, that one was good!
[Footsteps are heard]
EMMA: Oh shit, follow me!
[EMMA grabs JOHN's hand and leads him behind a tree]
<Enter EMMA?>
EMMA?: HURRY UP.
EMMA?: So goddamn slow.
<Enter JOHN?>
JOHN: (Wait... is that?)
EMMA: (Shh!!)
JOHN?: Maybe, I could, go a little faster, if, you didn't, give me, the backpack.
JOHN: (Why do I sound like that?)
EMMA: (Shut up!)
[EMMA? laughs]
JOHN?: Why are you, laughing?
EMMA?: You sound so fucking dumb when you're exhausted!
JOHN?: Hey, that's, really mean.
EMMA?: Well *sorry* it's so heavy Mr. Princess Babybitch.
JOHN: (That was really hurtful when you said that.)
[EMMA glares at JOHN]
JOHN?: Hey, did you, hear something, just now?
EMMA?: Um, no? Are you... okay?
JOHN?: Yeah, I think so.
EMMA?: Oh, that thing might actually be hurting you.
EMMA?: Here, I'll take it for now.
[EMMA? takes the backpack]
<Exeunt EMMA? and JOHN?>
[EMMA and JOHN get out of hiding]
EMMA: Dude, I am seriously pissed off right now!
JOHN: What did I do?
EMMA: What did you do?! You could have killed us!
JOHN: What?
JOHN: How could past me not having the backpack kill us?
EMMA: Didn't you notice the *HUGE* difference you just caused??
JOHN: Uhh, no?
EMMA: You didn't stand up to me!
EMMA: That means that past me is now going to be an even bigger asshole than I was before!
JOHN: So...?
EMMA: I considered killing you at one point, John!
EMMA: Now past me definitely will if we don't fix this!
JOHN: Wait what?
JOHN: Hold on, you wanted to *kill* me?
EMMA: I would rather not talk about that right now!
EMMA: Besides, it doesn't matter, we have to stop me before she does something bad!
JOHN: Fine. But we are going to talk about this later!
EMMA: Whatever.
<Exeunt EMMA and JOHN>
-End scene-
|scene iv|
-Hole entrance-
<EMMA? and JOHN? are seen>
EMMA?: You ready, idiot?
JOHN?: Didn't you say I needed training first?
JOHN?: I've never climbed a rope before...
EMMA?: Shut the fuck up. I want you in my hole.
JOHN?: Um...
EMMA?: I mean, this hole. I own it. That's why I said that. I own this land.
JOHN?: Ooookay then...
<Enter EMMA and JOHN>
[EMMA and JOHN hide]
EMMA?: Whatever, just go down on me already!
JOHN?: ...???
EMMA?: I- I mean- go down already!
JOHN?: Is there something you want to tell me?
EMMA?: Shut up!!!
[EMMA? pushes JOHN? down the hole]
JOHN?: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
[JOHN? hits the ground with a loud thud]
EMMA?: oh shit
EMMA?: wait
EMMA?: fuck
EMMA?: Fuck! Fuck! No!
EMMA?: This can't be happening!
EMMA: (This is bad, John.)
JOHN: (I can tell, I probably just died!)
JOHN: (Is there anything we can do?)
EMMA: (Not really-)
EMMA?: Who's there?!
EMMA?: I'll fucking kill you!
EMMA?: No way am I leaving any fucking witnesses!
JOHN: (Emma, what the hell.)
EMMA: (You wouldn't do the same??)
JOHN: (No way!)
[EMMA? locates EMMA and JOHN]
EMMA?: GOTCHA MOTHERFU--huh?!?!?
EMMA: I can explain!
EMMA: I'm you, from the future!
JOHN: And I'm John.
EMMA: She knows who you are, dumbass!
EMMA?: Wait... Did you use the book?
EMMA: Yeah.
EMMA?: Oh, oh! What's the password?
EMMA: "I'm gonna pre, dude!"
EMMA?: You really are me!
JOHN: ???...????????
EMMA?: Oh my fuck, I'm so relieved right now.
EMMA?: Can you fix this for me, me?
EMMA: Yeah, you got it.
JOHN: Wait, wait, wait.
JOHN: You just told me there wasn't anything we could do!
EMMA: Well that was before I talked to us.
EMMA?: Yeah, dumbass.
EMMA: (Nice one, me.)
EMMA?: (Thanks.)
JOHN: How could she help though?
EMMA?: Excuse me?
EMMA?: Just because I'm a woman-
EMMA: Sorry to cut you short, but he's already heard that one.
EMMA?: Damn! That's one of my best.
JOHN: Could you please answer my question?
EMMA?: Sure thing.
EMMA?: This is just based on context clues, so tell me if I got anything wrong, 'kay?
EMMA?: So the problem here is that we need to time travel to save my John, right?
EMMA?: But this John has already given his blood to Oglogoth, The Deep One, right?
EMMA?: And here's the part I'm assuming.
EMMA?: You two can't use this Emma's blood because, well...
EMMA?: She's not innocent, right?
[EMMA? winks]
EMMA?: However, I am!
EMMA?: So all you need is 11 drops of my blood, right?
EMMA: Yep, that's all right.
EMMA?: So, who wants to stab me?
EMMA: I think John should do it.
JOHN: Whoa, wait, me? No way!
EMMA?: Yeah, that idiot would fuck it up!
[EMMA glares at EMMA?]
EMMA: He's not an idiot, fuckface.
EMMA?: Okay, jeez, got a couple of lovebirds here I guess.
EMMA?: Sorry if I fucking offended you.
[A pause]
EMMA?: Okay, I'm sorry!
EMMA?: You guys have no sense of humor at all.
JOHN: Emma, It's not a big deal if other Emma calls me an idiot.
JOHN: I mean, you call me things a lot worse than that.
EMMA: It's a big deal for me, okay?
EMMA: Let's just forget that ever happened.
[EMMA opens the book, performs the ritual, pricks EMMA? with her pocket knife, and puts EMMA?'s blood on the page.]
EMMA: Hey, you haven't been talking very much, John.
JOHN: Oh, sorry. I just don't have anything to say.
EMMA?: Yeah, you've been really quiet.
EMMA: What's on your mind, John?
JOHN: Oh, nothing, it's just-
EMMA?: It's boobs for sure. Breasts, big ones!
EMMA: John... I suddenly understand why you don't like my sense of humor.
JOHN: Yeah, see how awkward it makes me feel?
EMMA: I get it now.
EMMA: Fuck you, me!
EMMA?: Jeez, you two suck!
EMMA?: Not as much as I do, though!
[EMMA? winks]
[Everyone is silent]
EMMA?: Whatever, fuck off, I'm funny as hell.
EMMA: So, what were you saying, John?
JOHN: Oh yeah, I was just thinking...
JOHN: If other me just died... how come I'm still here?
EMMA: That's because we're about to fix that.
EMMA: Look over there.
JOHN: There's a... mattress?
JOHN: Why the hell is there a mattress in the forest?
EMMA: The forest works in mysterious ways, John.
EMMA: Very 不思č°.
EMMA?: What the hell does that mean?
JOHN: So, how is a mattress going to help us?
EMMA: We're going to put it in the hole.
JOHN: Oh.
JOHN: Okay then.
EMMA?: Are you fuckers ignoring me?
[EMMA and JOHN walk over to the mattress and start moving it closer to the hole]
EMMA?: You guys are rude as hell, you know that?
[JOHN gently pushes the mattress, causing it to tip over into the hole]
JOHN: So... I'm alive again?
EMMA: Yep!
JOHN: This is confusing.
EMMA?: You think *this* is confusing??
EMMA?: God, you're such an... dumbass.
JOHN: Wow, nice save.
EMMA?: When the hell did you get so sarcastic?
EMMA?: That's my endearing character trait!
EMMA: Hey, do you guys want to set up the tent while we wait for us to get here?
EMMA?: Sure, but John will be sleeping in my tent, not yours.
EMMA?: I don't trust you horny ass motherfuckers.
EMMA: No way, I trust myself way more than I trust you.
EMMA: And you're me!
JOHN: Uh, why don't you two just sleep in the same tent, while I sleep in my own?
EMMA?: Hell no, we are *not* doing selfcest.
JOHN: When the hell did sleeping in the same tent become fucking each other?
JOHN: What are your problems?
[EMMA and EMMA? look at each other]
JOHN: Why is this even a conversation in the first place, none of us have had sex.
EMMA?: Well, there's no need to put it so bluntly.
EMMA: Yeah dude, we were just having fun.
JOHN: You're so annoying when there are two of you, let's just all sleep in the same tent, there's plenty of room.
EMMA?: Sounds good to me.
[EMMA shrugs]
EMMA: Sure, whatever.
{TENT SETUP MONTAGE}
This is the part where they set up the tent, there is no way I'm writing that and making it interesting.
{TENT SETUP COMPLETE}
JOHN: I'm going to sleep.
[JOHN enters the tent]
EMMA?: It's like, 10.
EMMA: I know, right? How can he be tired?
EMMA?: I have no idea.
EMMA?: I mean, I go to sleep-
EMMA: I'm you. I know when I go to sleep.
EMMA?: Hey man I'm just trying to make conversation.
EMMA: I kind of expected you to be asking questions about the future, not make conversation.
EMMA?: Dude, how much older than me could you even be?
EMMA?: We look *exactly* the same.
EMMA?: Besides, you know what happens to people like me.
EMMA?: It's not like any of that stuff matters anymore.
EMMA?: I heard you tried to save me though, so thanks for that at least.
EMMA?: It's kind of weird thanking you, it's like thanking myself.
EMMA: It is thanking yourself.
EMMA: But thank you for being accepting of your impending demise.
EMMA: And of course by you I mean me.
[The conversation stops]
EMMA?: I don't think John even knows we already time traveled.
EMMA: Oh yeah, I guess we didn't tell him, did we?
EMMA: Damn he was quiet today.
EMMA?: Yeah.
-End scene-
|scene v|
-The forest-
<EMMA, EMMA?, and JOHN are seen>
[EMMA is quickly stuffing the tent into her backpack]
EMMA: Shit, this is way too close.
JOHN: I see them, hurry!
EMMA?: (Shut up guys!)
EMMA: (You shut up!)
JOHN: (THEY'RE HERE.)
[EMMA closes her backpack and dives behind a tree]
[EMMA? and JOHN hurry over to EMMA]
<Enter EMMA?? and JOHN??>
EMMA??: Hurry up.
JOHN??: Okay...
[EMMA?? pulls out a rope from her backpack and ties it to the tree next to the hole]
EMMA??: You ready, idiot?
JOHN??: Didn't you say I needed training first?
JOHN??: I've never climbed a rope before...
EMMA??: Shut the fuck up. I want you in my hole.
JOHN??: Um...
EMMA??: I mean, this hole. I own it. That's why I said that. I own this land.
JOHN??: Ooookay then...
<Enter EMMA?(2) and JOHN?(2)>
[EMMA?(2) and JOHN?(2) notice EMMA, EMMA?, and JOHN]
[EMMA?(2) pulls JOHN?(2) into hiding with the group]
JOHN: (What the fuck is going on???)
EMMA?(2): (Shhh!)
EMMA??: Whatever, just go down on me already!
JOHN??: ...???
EMMA??: I- I mean- go down already!
JOHN??: Is there something you want to tell me?
EMMA??: Shut up!!!
[EMMA?? pushes JOHN?? down the hole]
<Exit JOHN>
JOHN??: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
[JOHN?? hits the mattress at the bottom of the hole]
EMMA??: oh shit
EMMA??: wait
EMMA??: ARE YOU OKAY, JOHN?
JOHN??: YEAH, I LANDED ON A MATTRESS!
EMMA??: OKAY, I'M COMING DOWN!
[EMMA?? climbs down the rope]
<Exit EMMA??>
JOHN?(2): Can someone explain what the hell just happened?
JOHN?(2): Emma, you said I was going to die, but there was a mattress down there. Why was that there?
JOHN?(2): And why are there so many of us?
EMMA?(2): Well that's all thanks to future us here!
EMMA?(2): They already did what we were going to do.
EMMA?(2): And because they did that, we're now our doomed selves!
JOHN?(2): Doomed? That doesn't-
EMMA: You can explain it to him later, me.
EMMA: Not even my John knows yet, so please don't spoil it, okay?
JOHN: You always manage to scare me, somehow.
JOHN?(2): Okay, so those two that just spoke are who we were just about to be...
JOHN?(2): So why is there an extra Emma here?
EMMA?: Sup.
EMMA?(2): I don't know, actually.
EMMA?: Okay, so you know the Emma that just pushed John down that hole?
EMMA?: That was me.
EMMA?: But in my timeline, there was no mattress.
EMMA?: I found these two chucklefucks over here and time traveled with them to now.
JOHN?(2): Okay then, last thing.
JOHN?(2): Where did the mattress come from?
EMMA?(2): Oh, that's simple-
EMMA: No spoilers!
EMMA?(2): Wow, you won't even tell him that?
EMMA?(2): You're such a bossy bitch!
EMMA?: I was like this to you guys?
EMMA: Yeah.
JOHN: You're still like that to me.
EMMA: Oh, shut up.
EMMA?(2): I just remembered why I hate time travel, it always makes past you look like an asshole, and future you a narcissist.
EMMA: I mean, past me is an asshole.
EMMA?(2): Fucking?? Rude???
EMMA?: Technically I'm the most past me here, and I definitely was being an asshole.
EMMA?(2): Me, I thought you were on my side!
EMMA?: No, I have to agree with the alpha timeline me on this one.
EMMA?(2): Dude, not cool. We're supposed to be doomed buddies!
JOHN: Everyone shut the fuck up!!!
JOHN: You guys are giving me a headache!
JOHN: Let's just do what we have to do and get done with it already!
JOHN: Whatever you're talking about doesn't fucking matter, and you're starting to piss me off!
[Everyone is silent]
JOHN: I'm going down the hole.
<Exit JOHN>
JOHN?(2): Yeah, fuck this. I seem like I know what I'm doing, I'll follow me.
<Exit John?(2)>
EMMA?: Damn, wish my John was like that.
EMMA?: Before I killed him, that is.
EMMA: Yeah, John is the shit.
EMMA: Sometimes, at least.
EMMA?(2): Okay, I'm out of here.
<Exit EMMA?(2)>
EMMA?: Do you think I could land on the mattress instead of climbing down the rope?
EMMA: Go ahead.
[EMMA? looks down the hole]
EMMA?: Yeah, I'm too scared to try.
EMMA?: I'm just going to climb down.
<Exit EMMA?>
EMMA: All alone...
<Exit EMMA>
-End scene-
|ACT II|
|scene i|
-Cave entrance-
<BLUMMY is seen>
<Enter JOHN>
BLUMMY: Oh heya, John! I thought you and your friend were going to the city, what are ya doing back here?
JOHN: What? Oh, you're that guy we killed... I mean, oh, I just wanted to the sun one last time, haha!
BLUMMY: Oh, sure thing pal!
BLUMMY: (Hey, don't tell this to anyone, but I kind of like the feeling of the sun. So I understand where you're coming from.)
JOHN: Ha, ha? Okay...?
<Enter JOHN?(2)>
BLUMMY: Woah, that guy looks just like you!
JOHN: Oh shit! I mean, yes, that's my twin brother..
JOHN: Uhhh...
JOHN: Jaaaahhhhhhmbles!
JOHN: Jombles, what are you doing here?
JOHN?(2): Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
JOHN?(2): I mean, yeah! Hey John! Just thought I would visit you!
BLUMMY: Nice to meet you, Jombles!
<Enter EMMA?(2)>
BLUMMY: Woah, and who might you be, you lady?
EMMA?(2): My name is Lana, I am one of the Scott Quadruplets. I assume you have met Emma?
BLUMMY: Why, indeed I have! I had no idea you humans had so many relatives!
EMMA?(2): Oh, well you know what they say about humans and procreation!
BLUMMY: Ah, that I do.
JOHN: (How is she so good at this?)
JOHN?(2): (How would I know??)
BLUMMY: Oh my, it appears we have another guest. What a busy day!
<Enter EMMA?>
BLUMMY: Are you the third Scott Quadruplet?
EMMA?: Indeed, kind sir. I am Maya Scott. How do you do?
BLUMMY: Why, I am doing just fine! I just saw Emma going to the city, and John and Jombles are right here.
EMMA?: Oh, excellent news good sir! We shall be going to find her just as soon as Vera arrives.
BLUMMY: I believe that's her there!
<Enter EMMA>
EMMA: How do you do? I am known as Vera Scott, the fourth of the Scott Quadruplets.
BLUMMY: A pleasure to meet you, Vera.
EMMA?: My dearest apologies, sir, but we must be going now!
EMMA?(2): Indeed!
EMMA: Come now, you two!
JOHN: Me?
JOHN?(2): And me?
EMMA: Of course you, du- silly!
<Exeunt EMMA?(2), EMMA?, and EMMA>
JOHN: I guess we should be going.
JOHN?(2): Yeah.
BLUMMY: Goodbye, all!
<Exeunt JOHN?(2) and JOHN>
-End scene-
|scene ii|
-The underground town-
<EMMA?(2), EMMA?, EMMA, JOHN?(2), and JOHN are seen>
EMMA?(2): "Jombles"? Really?
JOHN: I didn't know he would be there!
JOHN: Didn't we kill that guy?
EMMA: Not in this timeline. I wonder why.
JOHN: Don't be so sarcastic.
EMMA: I wasn't, John. I honestly don't know why he wasn't a corpse.
JOHN: Oh.
JOHN: Sorry then.
EMMA: It's fine.
JOHN?(2): Maybe it's some weird time paradox!
EMMA?(2): Shut up, dumbass. You don't know the first thing about paradoxes.
JOHN?(2): Sure I do, it's when um...
JOHN?(2): Okay you're right.
JOHN?(2): Hey, where are we going, anyway?
EMMA: Well, we were going to go to the courthouse, but that one bug wasn't dead, so I guess we're just going to wander until we find us. At this point I don't really care if they see us, it won't really matter anymore.
JOHN: Then why were we hiding in the first place?
EMMA: Emma, you deal with this dumbass, I'm tired.
EMMA?(2): I'm tired too, you know.
EMMA: Other Emma then!
EMMA?: Ugh, fine.
EMMA?: Have you ever seen that dumb movie with the time traveling car, John?
JOHN: Oh, you mean Back-
EMMA?: Well, in that movie, everything works in a stable time loop. Past Morty-
JOHN: Marty.
EMMA?: Will always become his future, time traveling self. The same events can be seen over and over.
EMMA?: But it looks like we really fucked the pooch already, and it's too late for that dumb shit.
EMMA?: What we have created is an unstable time loop, with offshoot timelines.
EMMA?: And because of that, the only ones who are going to survive are the Emma and John we're looking for right now.
JOHN: Okay, you lost me.
JOHN?(2): Are you saying we're all going to die?
EMMA: Dammit Emma, you weren't supposed to say that!
EMMA: I said no spoilers!
EMMA: Jesus fucking christ...
EMMA: I should have pushed you into the hole when I had the chance.
EMMA?: How the fuck can you say something like that?
JOHN?(2): Holy shit...
EMMA?: I thought I would become someone better than that!
EMMA?: But you really are just a bitch!
EMMA: Just, shut the FUCK up! I'm thinking!
JOHN: Woah...
EMMA?(2): Guys, there's no need to fight.
EMMA: We're not fucking fighting, okay?! Let me think, dammit!
[Everyone is silent]
EMMA: I can think of one way out of this.
EMMA: But nobody will like it.
EMMA: And I'm sorry John, but you're going to have to die.
JOHN: What??? EMMA: No, other John.
JOHN?(2): WHAT???
EMMA?(2): Trust us on this one, John.
EMMA?(2): Going back into the alpha timeline after being doomed is a fate worse than death.
EMMA?: Yeah, us doomed Emmas knew we would have to die already, so why don't you join us?
JOHN?(2): WHAT?!?!?!?
JOHN?(2): You're telling me...
JOHN?(2): That this John gets to live, but I have to die, even though we are literally the same person?!
EMMA?: Fuck... John, just come with me.
[EMMA? forcefully grabs JOHN?(2)'s hand and leads him elsewhere]
<Exeunt EMMA? and JOHN(2)>
JOHN: What are they doing?
EMMA: She's going to convince him somehow, I assume.
EMMA?(2): Damn, now I'm the one without a John.
JOHN: Soooo... Should we split up and search for them?
JOHN: Or are we staying in a group?
EMMA: Staying in a group would be a lot safer.
JOHN: It's already safe here, though.
EMMA: You don't know that.
JOHN: Fine, you're right, like always.
EMMA: God, what is with this damn headache?
EMMA?(2): I didn't want to say anything, but I also have one.
JOHN: Well, it's probably just a coincidence that I also have a headache.
-End scene-
|scene iii|
-A hotel room-
<EMMA?(2), EMMA, and JOHN are seen>
[The group is sitting around EMMA's book]
JOHN: Where did you even get that book?
EMMA: Mom said it was great-grandfather's brother's. Apparently he died with one of them, but left the other one with my family.
EMMA: Mom wanted nothing to do with it, so I took it.
EMMA?(2): Yeah what she said.
JOHN: So, what are you looking for in there anyway?
EMMA: Existence of God.
JOHN: Are you serious?
EMMA: I was serious about time travel, wasn't I?
JOHN: Jesus...
EMMA?(2): Close enough.
[EMMA points to a page in the book]
EMMA: Here it is, page 612.
[They examine the page.]
JOHN: Wait... God is in this hotel?
JOHN: That's stupid.
EMMA: Hey man, I didn't make the rules!
EMMA: Looks like he's on floor 10, room 25.
JOHN: This is so weird.
JOHN: Other Emma, you've been pretty quiet.
EMMA?(2): Hey man, I'm just along for the ride at this point.
JOHN: Oh, okay.
JOHN: Let's go talk to God.
<Exeunt>
-End scene-
|scene iv|
-Floor 10-
<EMMA?(2), EMMA, and JOHN are seen outside of room 25>
JOHN: Should we... Knock, or something?
EMMA: The book said it was unlocked.
JOHN: Okay, go ahead then.
EMMA: No, I insist, you open it.
JOHN: Oh, I couldn't.
EMMA: Please, I-
EMMA?(2): Ugh, I'll do it.
[EMMA?(2) opens the door]
<ZENON is at his laptop in the room>
[ZENON immediately closes his laptop]
ZENON: AAAAHH!
ZENON: Knock, would you?!
JOHN: Told you.
[ZENON gets up and takes a closer look at everyone]
ZENON: Oh, it's you guys!
ZENON: Come in, please!
ZENON: Make yourselves at home!
JOHN: Wait, you're God?
ZENON: Please, don't call me that! There is no god.
ZENON: But yes, I did create this world.
JOHN: You sure don't look like it.
[ZENON frowns]
JOHN: Sorry, I just thought you would be some big bearded guy, not a teenager.
ZENON: Yeah, that's fair.
JOHN: So, God-
ZENON: Please just call me Zenon.
JOHN: Oh, um, okay.
JOHN: Zenon, what were you just doing on your computer?
[ZENON is suddenly at his desk]
[ZENON stands up]
ZENON: I'm going to save you the trouble of wondering what just happened, and just tell you it was embarrassing for all of us.
ZENON: So, I deleted it.
JOHN: I completely understand!
ZENON: Wow, John, that was kind of out of character, why did you say that?
JOHN: Yeah, why *did* I say that?
JOHN: I didn't understand at all!
EMMA: Enough bullshiting around, can you just delete all this now?
ZENON: Woah, woah, there!
ZENON: I handle the deletions around here, okay?
EMMA: What you mean to say is, "I delete things if they make me look bad."
EMMA: Is that right?
ZENON: I forgot how mean I made you.
ZENON: Anyway, I'm not deleting anything!
EMMA: But it's the only way for us to get rid of our time travel mistakes!
ZENON: Emma I don't mean to sound rude, but you are being kind of stupid right now!
EMMA: The fuck did you say me?
ZENON: And could you please stop swearing? It's very uncool of you.
EMMA: I'll swear if I ****ing want to, *****!
ZENON: Much better.
JOHN: Zenon, that's really mean of you to do!
ZENON: John, she was being a bad influence. I'm just helping you out here!
JOHN: Zenon, I think you are an asshole!
ZENON: Not you too!
ZENON: When I made you, you didn't swear.
ZENON: See what happens when you make friends with people like Emma?
[EMMA runs toward ZENON, about to punch]
[ZENON appears at his desk, and EMMA trips onto the floor]
[ZENON wipes blood from his nose]
ZENON: If you do that again, it's not going to end well for you.
ZENON: You wouldn't want to trip out this window, would you?
JOHN: What the **** is wrong with you?!
ZENON: John, that was really mean of you to say!
ZENON: I'm just trying to help you guys, you are the mean ones!
EMMA: You piece of ****.
EMMA: You're taking advantage of us in the least creative way possible, while giving us no chance to fight for ourselves.
EMMA: I meant to say "Sorry for being so mean, Zenon! It won't happen again!"
EMMA: YOU PIECE OF **** ***** *** ************ I'LL **** **** ****** AND STICK YOUR **** STRAIGHT UP YOUR *** SO FAR YOU'LL BE ******* ON YOUR FOOD!!!!!!!!
ZENON: Emma, there is no need to be so vulgar after saying sorry!
JOHN: I, uh, think we'll be leaving now, Zenon!
ZENON: Aww, but we were having so much fun! ;)
[JOHN drags EMMA out of the room while she shouts at ZENON]
<Exeunt EMMA and JOHN>
EMMA?(2): That certainly was something to witness.
<Exit EMMA?(2)>
-End scene-
|scene v|
-Outside the hotel-
<EMMA?(2), EMMA, and JOHN are seen>
EMMA: This is fucking bullshit!
EMMA: I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do!!
JOHN: I'm still confused... why do we have to do anything at all?
EMMA?(2): If you don't do anything, the Emma and John down here will become the "real" you.
EMMA?(2): And once that happens, you'll understand why.
EMMA?(2): For everyone around you, it will appear as if you had just disappeared.
EMMA?(2): But for you, you will be stuck in that moment forever.
EMMA?(2): The pain you feel will grow exponentially, forever.
JOHN: Oh...
[EMMA slumps down]
EMMA: I just...
[EMMA starts crying]
EMMA: I don't want that to happen to you, John.
JOHN: I...
[JOHN sits down next to EMMA]
JOHN: I don't know what to say.
JOHN: I guess...
[JOHN gives EMMA a hug]
JOHN: We can fix this.
EMMA: Stop...
EMMA: There's nothing we can do anymore.
EMMA: I give up.
<Enter EMMA?>
EMMA?: Guys!!!!
EMMA?: GUYS!!!!!!!!
[EMMA looks up at EMMA?]
EMMA?: Check *this* shit out!
[EMMA? shows them the book]
EMMA?: I got it from the king!!
EMMA?: With this we could make a stable time loop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[EMMA stops to think]
EMMA: Holy shit you're right.
JOHN: She is? I thought the whole point was that-
EMMA: Shut up John, like you would know anything about this.
JOHN: Damn, you switched back real quick.
JOHN: Anyway, where's the other me?
EMMA?: Oh, he died.
JOHN: What?!
EMMA?: Don't worry about it, I won't tell you how anyway.
EMMA: John, let's do this.
EMMA: I'm ready to end this adventure.
JOHN: Yeah, so am I!
EMMA: Emmas, it's been nice knowing you, but if you kindly go die in a corner?
JOHN: Woah, that was really dark.
EMMA: I don't see what you mean.
EMMA?: Okay, I'm going to go some weird shit to John's corpse first, though.
JOHN: What the fuck? Don't!
EMMA?: It's a little too late for that.
EMMA?(2): I guess I'll watch, then.
EMMA?: Cool.
EMMA: Okay, now get the fuck out of here!
[EMMA? gives EMMA the book]
<Exeunt EMMA?(2) and EMMA?>
JOHN: Whelp, just us again!
EMMA: Thank god, I was starting to annoy myself.
[JOHN chuckles]
EMMA: So, do you wanna try stabbing me now?
JOHN: Not really, but I'll do it anyway.
EMMA: Thanks.
[JOHN pricks EMMA's finger with a knife]
[EMMA bleeds onto the book]
-End scene-
Shhh... don't tell anyone... but that time travel shouldn't have worked! I'll make the exception infinity times though, just this once...
|scene vi|
-The past-
JOHN: Woah... where are all the buildings?
EMMA: They haven't been built yet, dumbass!
JOHN: Oh, yeah.
[EMMA and JOHN leave the hole]
-A town-
<DAN is seen>
<Enter EMMA and JOHN>
EMMA: Hey kid, I'll trade you these two books for that pocket watch.
DAN: Oh, I'm sorry miss, but I do not know how to read!
EMMA: Listen kiddo, the fate of our existence lies in your hands right now.
EMMA: Don't fuck this up.
[DAN considers the offer]
DAN: Okay, here you go.
[They trade]
DAN: Wow, these are heavy!
EMMA: Okay, we're done here.
EMMA: Change the time on that watch, John.
JOHN: Wait, are you telling me-
EMMA: Just do it.
[JOHN puts the time on the watch forward]
-One year ago-
JOHN: No way...
JOHN: That was cool as hell!
EMMA: Here, follow me.
-EMMA's bedroom-
JOHN: Hey, why do you have 2 mattresses?
JOHN: WAIT.
JOHN: No way!
EMMA: Yeah, help me move this, would you?
-The forest-
[EMMA and JOHN set the mattress in the forest]
JOHN: Phew, that was hard.
EMMA: So am I.
JOHN: Shut the fuck up.
[JOHN laughs]
JOHN: Okay, I'll admit it.
JOHN: You're *kind of* funny, sometimes.
EMMA: We're almost done, John.
EMMA: Just one more thing to make sure this keeps happening.
JOHN: Wait, there's more?
-1:05 AM-
EMMA: Psst! Emma!
[(EMMA) looks up from her phone]
(EMMA): Oh good, so you're done with the adventure?
EMMA: Yep, and it all went according to plan!
(EMMA): Sweet.
EMMA: John, give me back those $500!
JOHN: Okay, I didn't really feel good with it anyway.
[They hand over the $500 to (EMMA)]
EMMA: Give this to John, okay?
(EMMA): You got it, future me!
[EMMA and JOHN start walking towards JOHN's house]
JOHN: You know, I think I'm done with adventures.
EMMA: Yeah, that one was a bit fucked up.
EMMA: I think we should take a break.
EMMA: Oh, and speaking of breaks, break that stopwatch!
JOHN: Oh for sure.
[JOHN throws the stopwatch on the ground and stomps on it]
JOHN: No more time travel for me!
EMMA: Oh shit, is that you over there?
[(JOHN) walks toward the forest]
JOHN: Yeah, that's me.
EMMA: You weren't running, liar!
JOHN: Hey, I am tired, okay?
JOHN: I'm not usually up this late!
EMMA: I'll be sure to change that soon.
JOHN: Suuuuure.
[EMMA and JOHN stop in front of JOHN's house]
EMMA: Um, goodbye for now.
JOHN: Yeah, uh, bye.
[EMMA starts walking away.]
JOHN: Hey uh-
[EMMA runs back at JOHN and hugs him.]
JOHN: ...
EMMA: I'm going to miss you, John.
JOHN: Wha... What do you mean?
EMMA: You'll know when you need to...
EMMA: But...
EMMA: Goodbye.
JOHN: ...
JOHN: Goodbye.
[EMMA lets go of JOHN and walks away]
<Exit EMMA>
[JOHN goes inside]
<Exit JOHN>
-End scene-
|EPILOGUE|
{CHATLOG}
E: <3 J:
Hey Emma, what did you mean?
J: Emma?
{END LOG}
-The end-
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