John

Appears in: Pretend.

Real name: ???

Likes: Japanese video games that were commercial failures in Japan but performed well in America.

Dislikes: Danger, Smelly things, Thinking too hard.

Hobbies: Reading, Painting.

Notes: Y'know I don't really remember much about this guy, I wrote him so long ago. Probably a big nerd. Anyway here's some cool [Pretend] trivia for you. I wrote all of Pretend during lunchtime in my junior year! I think...? It's been a while, I don't quite recall... WAIT, no. That was the story before Pretend that I'm thinking about, called "Bean World". That was my original website. But it was unfortunately deleted. Maybe one day you'll get to hear what was on it, if you're lucky...! Now that I think about it... I'm not really sure when I wrote Pretend.........